Apologies to all

Sorry for sounding like Debbie the Downer lately. I suffer from seasonal depression. It's going to be 78 on Wednesday though.

From Wikipedia:

• "Ever since they found mad cow disease in the U.S., I'm not taking any chances. It can live in your body for years before it ravages your brain."
• "I guess Roy (from Siegfried and Roy) isn't doing as well as they first thought... He was attacked by his own tiger and suffered devastating injuries."
• "Did you guys hear about that train explosion in North Korea? ... The media is so sensitive there; so secretive. We may never know how many people perished." (Dratch loses her composure after this line.)
• "Wow, you guys, Disney World really is fun. It makes me feel like a kid again. I mean, the time before my two-year stint at children's hospital."
• "Oh, hey Pluto. Hi. Boy, it must be fun to work here... although, the biggest drawback to working at a theme park is that you must live under constant fear of deathly terrorist attacks."
• "With that costume on, He (Pluto) was probably in the early stages of heat stroke." (Having regained her composure, Dratch started laughing again with this line.)
• "Speaking of... speaking of... (Dratch cannot contain herself and continues to laugh.) Speaking of heat, if this greenhouse effect keeps up we'll all be living underwater."
• "By the way, it's official... I can't have children!" (Dratch had trouble delivering this line.)
• "(Feline AIDS is) the #1 killer of domestic cats."
• "Slather up the sunscreen... I had a mole looked at recently and the doctor told me that due to the extent of its irregular borders I'm flirting with a melanoma."